December 2008
43 posts
The Thakoon for Target bikinis are awesome. Go buy...
frangry:
Here. I got the Shibori print and the Floral print. I’d post pics, but I ain’t trying to be one of those girls that posts pics of herself in a bikini.
no- you wouldn’t want to do that, you’ll just stick to posting pictures of you holding thousands of dollars instead. i can see where your modesty comes into play.
today i'm being...
totally lazy and i love it.
tomorrow i plan on doing something….
i'm kinda done...
with christmas. today was totally stressful. both of my parents smoke in the house, which gives me a headache. i spilled salad dressing on my new cashmere sweater. and my brother shrunk my favorite sweater bc he “accidentily” put it in the washer.
its obvious that i didn’t drink enough. oh, and to top it off, my “forgetful” boyfriend didn’t call to wish me a...
It's My Fault Your Cats Are Traumatized →
i wanna go home so badd.....:o(
for all things good and holy, you named your kid... →
“you are a very happy man”
– my gender confused fortune cookie
“Too many people are spending money they haven’t earned, to buy things they don’t...”
– Will Rogers, as quoted in “The Law of Subtraction” over on the Huffington Post. Thank you to reader Monica, who sent this to me. (via juliaallison)
so true
sorry i, eh, farted →
this weekend...
i’m super excited for this weekend…here is my agenda:
tonight: coffee with my crazy hiliarous friend kat
tomorrow: shopping and cookie making. then secret santa dinner with my girls
sunday: fabric shopping with the boy and dinner with my grandparents!!
it’s going to be a great weekend, i can feel it.
i'm dumb...
so i internally bitch all the time about my body. not having the legs i want or not have a tiny bum. i look at women who are tall and slender and then i look at me. i’m like jennifer lopez, eh boobs and a big ass. i know that as soon as i was the tall slender goddess i’d really like to be, i’d be pissed/jealous of women who would be able to fill out their clothes. even though i...
hydeordie:
Dear Excel,
If you had a physical form other than my computer at work, i.e. human, potted plant, rubber duckie, I would throw you in traffic right now.
Your favorite Hyde,
Hyde
my sentiments EXACTLY…
jam of the week : sex on fire - the kings of...
“I believe that religion is far more of a choice than sexuality is.”
– Jon Stewart to Mike Huckabee
(via alanajoy)
“Is it me? I’m speaking so loud I’m hallucinating! For a while, I...”
– the money pit, my favorite movie of all time
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have you ever met someone SOO annoying that you...
cause i have.
ADD has gotten the best of me....
so, i had a meltdown at work today...
and if one more person tells me that there is a light at the end of the tunnel, i am going to STAB THEM IN THE HEART!!!!!!! I’ve been working like a mexican and that is the last thing i want to hear right now.
thanks in advance,
katie
someone left a huge honkin' poo in the women's...
…it might have been the most disgusting poo ever! why wouldn’t you flush that monstrosity?????????????????????
why do i often bring work home with me? am i slow...