January 2009
51 posts
ALL TRUE
lovepuppy:
krispayne:bebelestrange:
“your birthdate meaning”
Aries Taurus Gemini Cancer Leo Virgo Libra Scorpio Sagittarius Capricorn Aquarius Pisces
Me:
The Cancer Woman
The Cancer woman has a strong maternal instinct and the desire to make her home a place of domestic bliss. They have great loyalty to family members and close ties to their mothers. They also have a large circle of...
can someone kill me? please? sugar on top?
work sucks today. blah.
Supper Club
blissfulself:
Tonight, some friends and I started a new tradition: Thursday night Supper Club. Every week there will be a different theme/cuisine. Tonight was semi-Mediterranean and the menu consisted of:
Polenta cakes with sun dried tomato tapenade
Couscous with almonds and dried fruit
Crostini with ricotta, herbs and honey
Fried falafel
Tomato, cucumber & red onion salad with feta
...
“Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Some stay for awhile and leave...”
– Anonymous
“so put that in your blog and blog it”
– kevin, my sassy developer
“PC load letter, what the fuck does that mean???????”
– my favorite line from office space
am i an effective project manager? you tell me...
my developer: back to the grind I guess
me: yes
me: mama wants her pages
me: hahahahahahahahahahah
me: or should i say, muhahahahahahaha
my developer: that's more like it
my developer: has a different effect
me: im evile, like the fruit of devile, evile
my developer: you need to tell me that?
time to not be lazy and put away clean clothes.
Where's a Taliban-style Acid Attack When You Need... →
“My first job was a blowjob, and I was late to work”
– AntiKris (via antikris)
hilarious. love you.
Since Everyone's Talking About Their First Jobs...
my first real job was at a daycare. I worked in the 3yr old room for $5/hr. despite being peed on and constantly smelling like bleach (because we were, by law, required to wash EVERYTHING the children touched with it), it was one of my favorite jobs. kids are so sweet, honest, and cute. when i wouldn’t go to work, they would make me pictures becaused they missed me. it was the cutest thing...
just like forrest gump did... →
forgot my salad dressing at home...
now eating my salad sans dressing, kinda gross.
why do i kinda get jealous when people use the...
is it because i want to get married? is it because i want to feel like my life is settled? i don’t know.
why does everyone like lost so much??
when i was little...
i use to like to watch operations on TV. is that weird?
obama's speech
was everything you want to hear from a president. i cried like a baby. i’m so proud to call him my president.
could you handle the challenge? →
ever have the urge to just smash something???
tonight is the best night ever...
i’m going sledding and i just downloaded season two of mad men…best night indeed.
“i have to be like robot productive today….”
– me
No crap no one will miss him.... →
good eating day GONE WRONG
i was having such a good eating day today until the company happy-hour got the best of me!! mother f-er!!
Peru.
cbeth:
Should I quit my job, sublet my apartment and go there for a month?
hell yes you should.
nastiest shite ever →
i'm trying to...
avoid eating cheese and its really freaking hard. mama wants some goat cheese!!!! damnit.
“my vajaja is bitter”
– pete, my officemate
merry christmas to you too... →
I Want Your Hands on Me (or, An Invitation to... →
